Tuesday 27 November 2007

Sexy gardener

I've not posted any mature ladies recently which is very bad of me i know. Sexy gardeners may be taking niche porn a bit far, but who cares when you get to hear the sexy stories of amateur Rose at 40something. Phwoar, I know where i'd like to plant that rose!
What's our all-natural Rose been up to since we last saw her in the June 2006 issue? "Nothing much," the redhead sighs. "Working in my garden. I broke up with that college boy I was dating--or should I say fucking!" What happened, Rose? You seemed so happy to be with him after your asshole husband left you. "To be honest, he couldn't keep up with me," Rose explains with a giggle. "I certainly didn't know I could get this horny, and certainly not hornier than a 21-year-old. But I am. I want to fuck at least three times a day--first thing in the morning, last thing at night, and another time in--between. I tired that poor boy right out! So, I've decided to date a bunch of different men, that way, none of them get too tuckered out. One of the best is a 64-year-old widower who lives down the block."

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